Filed under: life, the universe, and everything
A man sits next to a woman on a plane. He spreads his legs, pressing them up against her. She complains. He tells her, “You’re a big girl.” She says, “Don’t fucking talk to me like that.” He grabs her arm and threatens, “I’m going to slap you in your mouth.”
Whom do you think gets lectured to at length by the flight attendant, laughed at, and threatened with removal from the plane for “attacking” another passenger, and forbidden to discuss the situation with other passengers? Would you believe she does?
How about if I tell you he’s white and she isn’t?