Katherine Mankiller

Happy Thingy!

Happy "The Indians bailed the settlers' asses out, and all they got was this lousy smallpox!" day.

I don't really hate Thanksgiving, even though I sometimes feel like I should. I mean, it's basically a holiday to celebrate gluttony. Just don't get me started on Columbus Day.

Excuse me, but I have to go perform the most important Thanksgiving tradition--listen to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant."