May 10, 2007

Kitty Legal

Because Brian double-triple-dog-cat dared me.


               EXT.BALCONY - EVENING


               DENNYCAT and ALANCAT are sitting on the balcony sniffing
               catnip and eating tuna.  AlanCat is also washing, with a smug
               air.  

                                     DENNYCAT 
                          That was a great trial.  We kicked their
                          mangy asses!

                                    ALANCAT
                         We certainly did, my friend. 

                                   DENNYCAT
                         Their attorney was so stupid.  I'm
                         going to go over to his office and
                         take a nice stinky dump.  It's the
                         only way I can think of to properly
                         express my contempt. 

               AlanCat looks over at DennyCat, paw raised in mid-wash.

                                   DENNYCAT (CONT'D)
                         What? 

                                   ALANCAT
                         You'll get arrested!

                                   DENNYCAT
                         Will not.  Mad cow.  

                                   ALANCAT
                         Another shocking scandal for the
                         pet food industry. 

                                   DENNYCAT
                         What's Kitty Legal without some
                         relevant, topical humor?  

                DennyCat scratches his ear.  

                                   DENNYCAT (CONT'D)
                         Want to come back to my place?  We
                         can sleep in a heap. 

                                   ALANCAT
                         How is this different from the TV
                         series again?

                                   DENNYCAT
                         Talking cats.  David E. Kelly needs
                         more talking cats on his show.
Posted by Katherine Mankiller at May 10, 2007 4:39 PM

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Comments

It's just like a regular Boston Legal episode, except furrier.

Posted by: Julie, May 16, 2007 9:52 AM

Hee! Thank you. :)

Posted by: Katherine Mankiller, May 16, 2007 1:25 PM

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