Because Brian double-triple-
dog-cat dared me.
EXT.BALCONY - EVENING DENNYCAT and ALANCAT are sitting on the balcony sniffing catnip and eating tuna. AlanCat is also washing, with a smug air. DENNYCAT That was a great trial. We kicked their mangy asses! ALANCAT We certainly did, my friend. DENNYCAT Their attorney was so stupid. I'm going to go over to his office and take a nice stinky dump. It's the only way I can think of to properly express my contempt. AlanCat looks over at DennyCat, paw raised in mid-wash. DENNYCAT (CONT'D) What? ALANCAT You'll get arrested! DENNYCAT Will not. Mad cow. ALANCAT Another shocking scandal for the pet food industry. DENNYCAT What's Kitty Legal without some relevant, topical humor? DennyCat scratches his ear. DENNYCAT (CONT'D) Want to come back to my place? We can sleep in a heap. ALANCAT How is this different from the TV series again? DENNYCAT Talking cats. David E. Kelly needs more talking cats on his show.