I’ve figured out what I want to buy with some future novel or
screenplay check: a Tempurpedic. Mmmm, mattress lust.
Yes, we’re mattress shopping.
Of course, what I’ll probabably spend said hypothetical novel or
screenplay check on is:
- IRA (to legal limit)
- Taxes
- Savings
Pesky reality. Who needs it?
We’ve already fallen victim to the dreaded Cheapskate Acceleration
Tactics. Maybe we should tell the salesguy to go away until we actually
want him.