I’ve figured out what I want to buy with some future novel or
screenplay check: a Tempurpedic. Mmmm, mattress lust.

Yes, we’re mattress shopping.

Of course, what I’ll probabably spend said hypothetical novel or
screenplay check on is:

  1. IRA (to legal limit)
  2. Taxes
  3. Savings

Pesky reality. Who needs it?

We’ve already fallen victim to the dreaded Cheapskate Acceleration
Tactics. Maybe we should tell the salesguy to go away until we actually
want him.