Brian had the flu yesterday. Here’s what my day has been like so far:

  1. Arrive at office.
  2. Unpack laptop. Discover it is dead (again).
  3. Deliver new computers while complaining bitterly about heat and sweating profusely.
  4. Call Gateway. Arrange for them to ship me a box to mail the remains of my laptop back for replacement.
  5. Deliver new computers. Sweat profusely and engage in poor lifting procedure. Injure back.
  6. Bum Aleve off coworker.
  7. Come dangerously close to puking up Aleve. Decide on advice of coworkers who wish to remain healthy to go home.
  8. Drive home wheezy, queasy, and in pain.
  9. Puke all over front lawn.
  10. Soak head in bathtub in hopes of making back hurt less.
  11. Nibble on saltines and post this.

Can I do a warm reboot on today?